A Tale Of Two
Tractors
Well this old farm is all I got
It’s the best for miles around
One hundred head of cattle
And corn growing in the ground
Well my farm is more fertile
Its grass is lush and green
And most folk think my turnips are
The best they’ve ever seen
Chorus
Plink plonk goes the rain
On my old tin shed
I hope the Lord forgives me
Cos I want my neighbour dead
The people here are friendly
Except for him next door
He don’t feed his animals
They’re always after more
Well his fields of corn are dying off
They must have got the blight
He just don’t have that farming knack
He just don’t do it right
Chorus
Well listen here old neighbour
This is what I said
I’m going to come a-calling
And set fire to your shed
That don’t worry me none
I’ll burst your tractor tyre
And then I’ll get some matches
And set fire to your byre
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