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Glen Valtos By Train
Crowded station filled with carryouts
Trains-a-comin’ the Station Master shouts
It’s the last train home on a Friday night
Cross the moors with
the driver tight
Steam and fire from the engine blast
Through the night past the Achmore mast
Heading home in the saloon car
Travelling west on rails not tar
Last train home
Going straight across
Last train home
Through Glen Valtos
Take the bridge that goes cross the Grim
Past the poachers where the light is dim
Morsgail Junction and the Gisla Halt
To the Glen with the seismic fault
Piston’s scraping with
a warning blast
On our side cos the train has crashed
We all got killed which was a pain
All aboard the Glen Valtos ghost train
Last train home
Going straight across
Last train home
Through Glen Valtos |
Beyond the Cattle Grid
They
kept the maws out of here
now they know they cant get near
Rubhachs niseachs lochies too
beyond the cattle grid
siarachs hearachs marag dubh
beyond the cattle grid
They kept the maws out of here
now they know they cant get near
Rubhachs niseachs lochies too
beyond the cattle grid
siarachs hearachs marag dubh
beyond the cattle grid
There to keep the sheep out
thats what they did
but they also kept the maws out
beyond the cattle grid
Rubhachs niseachs lochies too
beyond the cattle grid
siarachs hearachs marag dubh
beyond the cattle grid |
Wind Harvest
Blow winds and turn the blades
Make power for the people
Stretching up to catch the wind
As high as Martins steeple
The wind has always been around
Helped shape our barren features
Foamed the sea and filled the sail
Whilst catching fishy creature
And now they’ve come to capture
you
And harvest with a blade
Spinning on the windswept moor
Machines that’s Arnish made |
Thurso Pie
Hey! Failed all your Highers?
Got no where to study?
Don’t fancy
the dole much?
Well, there’s no need to worry
Take a trip to
the campus
Where studyin’ is fun
Being a student is easy
Cos there’s
not much to learn
(Come on now get educated)
Try out for the football
team
And we don’t mean soccer
You can Major in weaving
Or perhaps
be a docker
Come on now, get educated
At the UHI, where you’ll
get dated
By a cheerleader with a short skirt
And you’ll meet
guys that are called Kurt
It’ll just be like American PieAt
the UHI
Just likeAmerican Pie
Take a room in the frat house
Drink a keg of beer~
Play tricks on the
Principal
Go out and shoot deer
(Come on now get educated)
Get stalked
by a mad man
Mix liquor in punch
Come along to the Prom Night
Have a
food fight at lunch
Come on now, get educated
At the UHI, where you’ll
get dated
By a cheerleader with a short skirt
And you’ll meet
guys that are called Kurt
It’ll just be like American Pie
At
the UHI
Just likeAmerican Pie
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Giraffic Park
I was out in the Castle Grounds
Round the Creed when I heard some sounds
Looked behind Mac an t-Shronaich’s Cave
Saw a Giraffe staring back at me
He was mad so I start to flee
Chased me right up Gallows Hill
He’s trying to catch me
He’s trying to eat me
With a cup of herbal tea
Shout Run! to a stranger
From Giraffic danger
What could be plainer
Run Run Run Run
There will be damage
From Giraffic carnage
Cos he’s on the rampage
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Took some blone up the Town Hall clock
She was wearing a Mackays frock
She just looked like a youing Kirsteen O’Loan*
Loganair sent up their flight
Got that Giraffe in their sight
Blew his brains all over Stornoway
Now he can’t get me
Now he can’t eat me
With a cup of herbal tea
Shout Run! to a stranger
From Giraffic danger
What could be plainer
Run Run Run Run
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Scalpoch Armada
Its after dark, the sky is clear,
I’m trying to get back home,
I’m captain of a galleon,
Sailing through these lands unknown
The English are in hot pursuit,
Their fleet is close I fear,
But here’s a sheltered inlet,
So I’ll drop my anchor here.
Chorus
It’s an unfair wind that’s blown me here,
Lost in this land for 500 years.
Th
e day has come, the wind has died,
My ship has gone aground
I’ll have to wait 500 years
Till the bridge across the Sound
I’ll wait upon the shoreline
And looking out to sea
No more to sail the Spanish Main
Till the bridge has come to be |
Dead Roddy and Roddy
It happened on a Friday
As the dusk began to fall
We hurried from Knock Studios
From where we heard the call
‘The Guireans are recording
Way up on Barony Square
Come along and join us
Let music fill the air
We rang the bell and walked right in
and found them standing there
A tape recorder on the bed
A bass amp for a chair
‘ The Guireans are recording
C90’s in the slot
Come along and join us
Cos lots of songs we’ve got
Guitar and chanter, drum machine
songs ‘bout sheeps behinds
Come along and join us
Hold on I’ve forgotten my lines
The Guireans are recording
With no regard for tone
Come along and help us
Sing of Kirsteen O’Loan*
The tape at last was finished
We all made haste down town
We’re going to have a piss up
In the pub that’s called the Crown
Cos the Guireans are recording
First time for many years
Come along and join us
Then help us drink some beers
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Beyond a Joke
Early morning in a cab again
To the station gonna catch a train
No train running cos the track is broke
This journey home is getting beyond a joke
Stuck in Glasgow need some
time to think
Gonna have to take a Citylink
Ticket queue has got a hundred folk
This journey home is getting beyond a joke
Get a seat as the sun beats
down
One way ticket outta Glasgow town
Change at Perth, good job I woke
This journey home is getting beyond a joke
Up the A9 but the going
is slow
Stuck at lights then a contra-flow
Sun is hot I could do with a coke
This journey home is getting beyond a joke
At last we make it and
the brakes go on
Glad to see that the ferry ain’t gone
Hope its calm so I don’t have to boke
This journey home is getting beyond a joke |
Rampant Thrust
Twelve noon and the sky is bright
Your castles waiting with its doors shut tight
Cross your drawbridge on a dragon flight
I’m comin’ in, you know its right
Your big portcullis
keeps the foe at bay
But it’s getting rusty, needs some oil today
So let me in, it’ll be okay
Just make sure that you don’t say nay
With a rampant,
a rampant thrust
I’ll break your door down
You know I must
Like a wind
That’s more than a gust
With a rampant,
A rampant thrust
I’m a warrior, baby, can’t you see
I’m coming in and I don’t need no key
You cannot run there’s no place to flee
I gotta hunger and I ain’t had my tea
My sword and armour got
a healthy shine
Not much longer and you will be mine
Your ramparts’ll fall in next to no time
Cos my ram is made from solid pine |
Bone Idle
Once we were quite busy, wrote new songs all the time
had new albums and concerts too, time to do something new
cos we're
lazy bone idle, don’t do nothing no more.
We're so lazy and we're running out of time.
The Deadollac sent us
Cubase, had to buy a p.c. to use it
wrote some words and lots of music, now its time to use it..
..cos we're lazy bone idle, don’t do noyhing no more.
We're so lazy and we're running out of time
We're rushing to finish,
finish this song
We're rushing to finish, finish this song
We're rushing to finish,
finish this song
We're rushing to finish, finish this song |
The Woodcocks Antlers
An Instrumental Noodling |
Mingeeta
I go down to the valley
As darkness descends
I lay my head down
By the warm scented water
I drink from the stream
In the silence of night
Under the stars
Taste the warmth of the water
I feel the ground tremble
As waves pass around
Back to the shore
From the warmth of the water
The night is so still
And the darkness complete
At last to sleep
By the dark scented water. |
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